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My Forgetter

My forgetter's getting better but my rememberer is broke;
To you that may seem funny but, to me, that is no joke.

For when I'm "here" I'm wondering if I really should be "there"
And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room and say "What am I here for?"
I wrack my brain, but all in vain, a zero is my score.

At times I put something away where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from is generally only me!

When shopping I may see someone, say "Hi" and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away I ask myself, "Who's that?"

Yes, my forgetter's getting better while my rememberer is broke,
It's driving me plumb crazy and that isn't any joke.

10 Wise Proverbs of a Senior Adult

  1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
  2. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
  3. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
  4. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
  5. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
  6. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few more...
  7. It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.
  8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
  9. It's not hard to meet your expenses... they're everywhere.
  10. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

My Top Five Predictions For The New Year

  1. The Bible will still have the answers.
  2. Prayer will still work.
  3. There will still be room at the cross.
  4. Jesus will still be “The Way, The Truth, and The Life.”
  5. God’s grace will still be amazing!